VA - Short Music For Short People (1999)

Short Music for Short People is a 1999 compilation album released on the Fat Wreck Chords record label. It features 101 bands playing songs averaging approximately 30 seconds in length.With a few exceptions, most of the album's tracks were written and recorded specifically for this release at the request of Fat Wreck Chords founder and NOFX bassist/vocalist Fat Mike. The compilation peaked at #191 on the Billboard 200.

Tracklist
[0:09] 01. Fizzy Bangers - Short Attention Span
[0:30] 02. Less Than Jake - Anchor
[0:30] 03. Teen Idols - Ketchup Soup
[0:25] 04. Terrorgruppe - All Cops Are Bastards
[0:28] 05. Good Riddance - Overcoming Learned Behavior
[0:25] 06. Chixdiggit - Quit Yer Job
[0:35] 07. The Living End - Ready
[0:40] 08. Bad Religion - Out of Hand
[0:30] 09. Hi-Standard - Asian Pride
[0:27] 10. Aerobitch - Steamroller Blues
[0:30] 11. Nerf Herder - Doin' Laundry
[0:32] 12. Bigwig - Freegan
[0:31] 13. Undeclinable Ambuscade - Not Again
[0:30] 14. Furry 66 - Waste Away
[0:29] 15. The Ataris - The Radio Still Sucks
[0:36] 16. Unwritten Law - Armageddon Singalong
[0:32] 17. A.F.I. - Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By the Spring of Rage, Despair, and Hopelessness
[0:34] 18. Dillinger 4 - Farts Are Jazz To Assholes
[0:29] 19. Spread - Surf City
[0:33] 20. Swingin' Utters - Back To You
[0:34] 21. The Barfeeders - Outhouse of Doom
[0:33] 22. Citizen Fish - Alienation
[0:36] 23. Blink 182 - Family Reunion
[0:29] 24. Goober Patrol - Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin
[0:32] 25. Killswitch - Saturday Night
[0:25] 26. Enemy You - Bedroom Windows
[0:31] 27. No Use For A Name - Sara Fisher
[0:33] 28. Green Day - The Ballad of Wilhelm Fink
[0:28] 29. Consumed - Delraiser Part III: Del on Earth
[0:12] 30. The Mr. T Experience - Told You Once
[0:28] 31. Lagwagon - Randal Gets Drunk
[0:33] 32. Gwar - Fishfuck
[0:33] 33. The Dickies - Howdy Doody in the Woodshed
[0:30] 34. Samiam - Long Enough To Forget You
[0:34] 35. Dogpiss - Erik Sandin's Stand-In
[0:21] 36. 59 Times the Pain - We Want the Kids
[0:31] 37. Bracket - Warren's Song Part 8
[0:32] 38. No Means No - No Fgcnuik
[0:18] 39. Descendents - I Like Food
[0:33] 40. Dance Hall Crashers - Triple Track
[0:30] 41. Guttermouth - Don Camero Lost His Mind
[0:38] 42. Limp - X-99
[0:31] 43. Jugheads Revenge - Faust
[0:25] 44. Circle Jerks - Deny Everything
[0:36] 45. The Offspring - Hand Grenades
[0:29] 46. Mad Caddies - Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead
[0:34] 47. The Criminals - Union Yes
[0:28] 48. Screeching Weasel - Dirty Needles
[0:30] 49. One Man Army - 300 Miles
[0:31] 50. Strung Out - Klawsterfobia
[0:35] 51. Youth Brigade - You Don't Know Shit
[0:28] 52. Groovie Ghoulies - Doin' Fine
[0:31] 53. Tilt - John for the Working Man
[0:27] 54. Spazz - A Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk
[0:32] 55. The Damned - It's A Real Time Thing
[0:31] 56. 88 Fingers Louie - All My Friends Are In Popular Bands
[0:32] 57. D.O.A. - I Hate Puck Rock
[0:32] 58. Pulley - Fun
[0:29] 59. The Vandals - To All the Kids
[0:32] 60. Pennywise - 30 Seconds Till the End of the World
[0:27] 61. No Fun At All - Get A Grip
[0:33] 62. Sick Of It All - Blatty (Human Egg)
[0:29] 63. All - I Got None
[0:33] 64. NOFX - See Her Pee
[0:32] 65. 7 Seconds - F.O.F.O.D.
[0:27] 66. Rancid - Blacklisted
[0:30] 67. Diesel Boy - Chandeliers & Souvenirs
[0:31] 68. Adrenalin O.D. - Your Kung Fu Is Old… And Now You Must Die!
[0:32] 69. Frenzal Rhomb - My Pants Keep Falling Down
[0:31] 70. The Queers - I Hate Your Fucking Guts
[0:27] 71. D.I. - Comin' To Your Town
[0:33] 72. Black Flag - Spray Paint
[0:29] 73. White Flag - Rage Against The Machine Are Capitalist Phonies
[0:28] 74. Anti-Flag - Bring It To An End
[0:35] 75. Avail - Not A Happy Man
[0:31] 76. The Real McKenzies - Old Mrs. Cuddy
[0:31] 77. Agnostic Front - Traitor
[0:32] 78. Down By Law - Life Rules 101
[0:32] 79. Radio Days - Wake Up
[0:34] 80. Useless ID - Too Bad You Don't Get It
[0:35] 81. Poison Idea - Humanity
[0:25] 82. Men O' Steel - In Your Head
[0:33] 83. Subhumans - Supermarket Forces
[0:23] 84. Buck Wild - Tribute to the Mammal
[0:29] 85. Lunachicks - Pretty Houses
[0:38] 86. Dwarves - The Band That Wouldn't Die
[0:34] 87. The Bouncing Souls - Like A Fish In Water
[0:31] 88. Trigger Happy - Turn It Up
[0:32] 89. One Hit Wonder - Madam's Apple
[0:29] 90. Hotbox - Staggering
[0:29] 91. 20% - DMV
[0:30] 92. Snuff - Big Fat Skinhead
[0:35] 93. The Muffs - Pimmel
[0:30] 94. H2O - Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun
[0:34] 95. Bodyjar - Wake Up
[0:26] 96. Nicotine - Eyez
[0:31] 97. Satanic Surfers - Another Stale Cartoon
[0:32] 98. Ten Foot Pole - I Don't Mind
[1:26] 99. Caustic Soda \\ Misfits \\ Wizo - Welcome to Dumpsville, Population: You \\ NY Ranger \\ The Count